Pozdravi babi lomarokiju, pa mu kayer da sem se sjebo i zuborobio hehehuha

Nastavnica je ustala i pita decu ,,deco ko misli da je glup neka ustane" ustane Perica i pita ga nastavnica jer ti misliš da si glup a on kaže ne nego ne bi da stojite sami

ivica dosao iz skole i pita ga tata: "koju si ocjenu dobio?"
Ivica odgovara: "5"
-"Iz čega?"
_"1 iz matematike
1 iz hrvatskog
1 iz povijesti
1 iz geografije i
1 iz likovnog."

ivica dosao iz skole i pita ga tata: "koju si ocjenu dobio?"
Ivica odgovara: "5"
-"Iz čega?"
_"1 iz matematike
1 iz hrvatskog
1 iz povijesti
1 iz geografije i
1 iz likovnog."

Bio Ivica jednoga dana izostao iz škole. Idući ga dan pita učiteljica:
- Ivice, zašto nisi jučer bio u školi?
Ivica odgovara:
- Moje je roditelje pregazio bager.
- Jadno dijete, pa što radiš cijeli dan?
- Pa vozim bager!

Ivica donese svoj sastavak o psu a učiteljica kazne tvoj sastavak izgleda isto kao i od tvoje sestre, možeš li mi to objasniti? Pa naravno imamo istog psa!

Kako glasi pericina izlika mami kad sazna da je dobio 1 iz matematike:
Perica:
Dobio sam 5 iz matematike
Mama:
Znam da me lazes
Perica:
Nije tako
Mama:
Dobio si jedan
Perica:
...
Mama:
Prebit cu te
Perica:
Pa mi smo u njemackoj
Mama:
Ni geografije nisi ni taknuo
Perica:
Samo me nemoj prebit...aaauuucc

Pitanje:Što je to spolni odnos?
Odgovor:To je kad se dečko trlja od curu i kita mu se poveća na razinu kranjske kobasice

Učiteljica: Postavite zadak drugu iz glupe da napiše nešto

Milica: ,,Na piši dlaka”

Učiteljica: sram te bilo

Učiteljica: Postavite zadak drugu iz glupe da napiše nešto

Milica: ,,Na piši dlaka”

Učiteljica: sram te bilo

Da mi mama šibicu i malo benzina da zapalim školicu da ne bude zima divan dan divan dan našoj skoli zadnji dan divan dan divan dan našoj školi zadnji dan!

Mama kaze perici
Perice daj mi knjizicu da vidim ocene
Perica kaze
Ne mogu gledam zvezde
Mama kaze
pa gde je
Perica kaze
U toaletu
Mama pita
Zasto je u toaletu
Perica odgovara
Jer sam pokjusavao da ispavim par ocena ali sam pao i upala je u vecesolju pa se susi
Mama kaze
Ok
Perica
Zasto nema zvezda
Mama odgovara
Pa videces zvezde dok ne ispravis hemiju!

Iso ivica u talijansku skolu
Dodze na svoje mjesto i uciteljica pocne hajmo svi patto katto i brzo upadne Ivica a da nije tomatto

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*Women who don’t want to have an in-clinic abortion;
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*Women who want to end the pregnancy of another woman ( for example, the husband’s pregnant mistress);
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*Parents who believe their daughter is pregnant with the baby of a man who doesn’t deserve their daughter;
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Pita mlađa sestra svoju stariju sestru dali bi više volela da si glupa ili lepa. Velika sestra kaže pa normalno da bi rađe volela da budem glupa. A mlađa sestra je pita a zašto. Odgovara starija sestra pa Lepota je prolazna. Kaže mlađa sestra : Zašto nisam pametna kao i ti ?

1, Mama znam da brojim do 5
2,Ajde perice 2 3 4 5
3, Mama pita pericu gde ti je 1
4, Perica kaze kod uciteljice u dnevniku

Dođe tako mali Ivica iz škole i kaže tati:
- Imam jednu dobru i jednu lošu vijest: Dobra je da wam dobio pet, a loša da je petica u pet rata.

UČITELJ PITA ŠTA BI STE ODABRALI PARE ILI MOZAK? UČITELJ KAŽE, DA JA BIRAM ODABRAO BI MOZAK. IVICA ODABERE PARE, UČITELJ PITA ZAŠTO SI ODABRAO PARE ?ZATO ŠTO SVAKOME NEŠTO FALI, MENI FALE PARE A VAMA FALI MOZAK.

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