Otišao Mujo u padobrance. Treba on da skoči po prvi put, pa kaže svom komandantu:
 Sanjao sam sinoć moju tetku i ona mi je rekla da mi se padobran neće otvorit.
 Daj ne lupetaj Mujo! Evo ti moj padobran, ako ne vjeruješ da će se tvoj otvoriti.
Skoči Mujo i padobran se otvori, kad proleti nešto pored njega i viče:
 Mujooo! Jebem ti tetkuuu! :))))))))

Ulazi tip u banku i kaze:
Vazduh u ruke!!! ovo je picka!!! Pljacka vam materina xDD

Zene se dele na 5 vrsta:
- NEVINA: ne da nikom.
- DJEVOJKA: da samo dečku.
- ZENA: da samo muzu i ljubavniku.
- KURVA: da svima.
- PROKLETA KURVA: da svima samo meni ne...:))))

Jebe vrabac vrabicu

jebe je u guzicu

jebe je odostraga

jebe je spreda

a ja onog ko u ekran gleda... :P AHAHHAHAHAHHAA

aaaaa ja vas jebem sviju jeste culi
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