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Pita unuk djeda crnogorca:
Djede kako je bilo za vrijeme Osmanlija?
Kaže njemu djed:
Dođe jedan ovde u selo sa sabljom,a ja mu uze sablju i otsjeko ruke,otsjeko noge.
Unuk:a glava djede?
Djed:A glavu je već neko prije mene odrezo

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Deca pitaju dedu da im ispriča šta je on radio u ratu.Onda je deda rekao evo sada cu to je bilo davno.Moji brat i ja se stelai šumom i na letimo na jednog četnika.Cetniku je bomba u ruci,puška na ramenima,kosa do ramena.Deda što si stao!Pa usro sam se.Pa ti i tvoj brat i ja na njega!Pa sada sam se usro

Ne skrećem nikad sa teme. Digresija. Vratimo se na temu.

Odlučio sam! Dosta pesimizma! Ovde nikad neće biti bolje…

Glumac koji nam se obratio na premijeri nema veze s’ filmom.

Kao što se kod nas se domaćin vrti oko gosta, tako se u Amazoniji gost vrti oko domaćina.

Na moje pitanje pošto je otprilike kvadrat odgovorili su okruglo…

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