Crkvenjak


Primjeti pop da u crkvi neko sa oltara stalno krade pare. Odluči on da lopova uhvati na djelu te se sakrije iza zavjese, blizu oltara. Poslije pola sata pojavi se crkvenjak, priđe oltaru te stavi pare u džep. Pop odluči da ga zaplaši:
- "Šta to radiš, lopove jedan?"
Crkvenjak se zaledi od straha, osvrnu se oko sebe i jedva promuca:
- "Kkko je tto?"
- "Bog!"
- "Ma jedi govna, ja mislio pop!"

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