:-)

Prilazi bosanac kiosku i pita prodavacicu:
- Do you speak englis?
a prodavacica - NE bolan!
Ide do drugog kioska i pita drugu prodavacicu:
- Do you speak english
a prodavacica - De mene nade, NE!
I tako on dode do teceg kioska i opet upita prodavacicu
- Do you speak English?
prodavacica - Yes of course!
A na to ce bosanac: Marlboro!