Zanimljiva pitanja
Ivica bio u školi i pita ga učiteljica:
- "S čime tim mama kuha?"
- "Ne znam."
- "S čime ti tata ide u rat?"
- "Ne znam."
- "Koliko ti je djed bio u ratu?"
- "Ne znam."
- "Koliko dugo ti sestra piše zadaću?"
- "Ne znam."
Dođe Ivica kući pita da nauči:
- "Mama s čime kuhaš?"
- "Sa kuhačom?"
Pita on Tatu:
- "Tata s čime ideš u rat?"
- "Sa kalašnjikovom."
Pita on sestru:
- "Sestro koliko ti pišeš zadaću?"
- "10 minuta."
Pita djeda:
- "Djede koliko si bio u ratu?"
- "5 godina."
Dođe Ivica u školu. Pita ga učiteljica sve isto kao i prošli put a on odgovara:
- "Mama mi kuha sa kalašnjikovom."
- "Tata mi ode u rat sa kuhačom."
- "Sestra piše 5 godina zadaću."
- "Djec mi je bio u ratu 10 minuta."
Matija Vavetić
19.05.2007
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