Karta

Dodje seljak iz Gornje Sabante na autobusku stanicu i kaze:
- "Dajte mi jednu kartu do Japana!"
Sluzbenica mu zacudjeno rece da mora da ode u Kragujevac pa da pita tamo! Ode on u Kragujevac i pita za kartu do Japana,a ovi ga poslase u Beograd da pokusa tamo! Dodje on na surcinski aerodrom i pita za kartu do Japana, a sluzbenica mu rece da oni nemaju direktan avion za Japan, ali da uskoro ima jedan za Sofiju pa moze proba tamo. Ode on do Sofije i pita jel moze da dobije jednu kartu do Japana, a ovi mu rekose da nemaju, ali da moze da ode do Moskve i da odatle ima direktan let. Otputuje on do Moskve pita za kartu do Japana i ovi mu rekose da ima jedno mesto sledeceg dana.
Saceka on jedan dan, ukrca se u avion i otputuje za Japan. Posle nekoliko dana boravka u Japanu dosadi njemu i odluci on da se vrati kuci. Ode na aerodrom u Tokiju i pita:
- "Molim vas, mogu li dobiti jednu kartu do Sabante?"
A sluzbenica na salteru ce ljubazno:
- "ZA KOJU, GORNJU ILI DONJU?"

super-aleks

11.04.2005

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Komentari:

B2

08.06.2005 16:20:07

Patience, as far as I see ,you are giving up...

B2

08.06.2005 16:21:00

I didn't get your e-mail, what does that tells you?

B

08.06.2005 16:45:21

I changed my mind about the e-mail. Lets do it a different way, Ok? You'll know everything when we get back. Wanna do it?

2LUD4U

08.06.2005 16:52:23

If you don't mind leaving YOUR info on this public page, I am fine with that.

B

08.06.2005 16:54:00

We will be fine, lets o to your joke "znanje" 5-27-05

2LUD4U

08.06.2005 17:05:52

I see that you didn't have to spend too much time trying to understand what is going on here.

B

08.06.2005 17:38:10

I guess this did burn my wings. Are you going to let me fly again? You probably don't care anymore and are going to just squeze me with your foot. Am I right or wrong?

B2

08.06.2005 18:21:52

If you don't know me by now...

B

08.06.2005 18:35:58

Not as much as you do about me......

B2

08.06.2005 18:50:21

That's right...

B

08.06.2005 18:57:47

And, is it not time for you now

B2

08.06.2005 19:11:23

Right again.

B

08.06.2005 19:21:55

Ok I'll wait.

B2

08.06.2005 19:37:07

You sure? :)

B

08.06.2005 19:55:34

No, not really.I guess I'll have to depend on you this time.

B

08.06.2005 21:00:51

Uhhh, you are really lettting me dry on this one. A lot longer?

B2

08.06.2005 22:13:10

You have to be sure, before you do anything...

Jasna

08.06.2005 22:36:45

Sure about what

B2

08.06.2005 22:53:22

So far I have 6 numbers. 1st,3rd and 6th are the same.Second one is two less than first one. 1Third one is one more than first one. Fifth one is one less than firs one???

B

09.06.2005 06:47:50

Oh gosh, I just knew you would put a smile on my face. After the hell I had, since my last comment, i really could use some more of your humor. I just love it. Didn't name you my light in the dark for nothing. I wish soo bad you would be here right now.