Karta


Dodje seljak iz Gornje Sabante na autobusku stanicu i kaze:
- "Dajte mi jednu kartu do Japana!"
Sluzbenica mu zacudjeno rece da mora da ode u Kragujevac pa da pita tamo! Ode on u Kragujevac i pita za kartu do Japana,a ovi ga poslase u Beograd da pokusa tamo! Dodje on na surcinski aerodrom i pita za kartu do Japana, a sluzbenica mu rece da oni nemaju direktan avion za Japan, ali da uskoro ima jedan za Sofiju pa moze proba tamo. Ode on do Sofije i pita jel moze da dobije jednu kartu do Japana, a ovi mu rekose da nemaju, ali da moze da ode do Moskve i da odatle ima direktan let. Otputuje on do Moskve pita za kartu do Japana i ovi mu rekose da ima jedno mesto sledeceg dana.
Saceka on jedan dan, ukrca se u avion i otputuje za Japan. Posle nekoliko dana boravka u Japanu dosadi njemu i odluci on da se vrati kuci. Ode na aerodrom u Tokiju i pita:
- "Molim vas, mogu li dobiti jednu kartu do Sabante?"
A sluzbenica na salteru ce ljubazno:
- "ZA KOJU, GORNJU ILI DONJU?"

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Komentari:

B

14.06.2005 03:19:57
Know what, at first you wrote just a few words. Now you are making sentences, I think you are getting a bit more comfortable talking to me.I am honererd. Thanks!!!!!! Home sweet home here at home. Me, sitting down and catching up on work. How about you?

B2

14.06.2005 04:03:52
Just chillin'...

B2

14.06.2005 04:23:57
Song... I am listening to the song, and I am trying to understand it. Just kiding, I know exacly what it means, even beyond the melody and words.Even I, once was there, it was not easy. It was painfull and absurd, but it happens to every man and every women. yep, it sure does.You saying that I am talking more to you now, if you see it that way fine with me, but I should warn you that only one person in my whole life has figured me out. Good luck.

B

14.06.2005 05:38:09
Hy nice you wrote back. I am not tring to figure you out for now, I am just enjoying the moment as long as it lasts. I am glad you like my song. It as been my favorite for a while. I do have some better ones. Wanna listen to them?

Jasna

14.06.2005 06:20:33
Sweet dreams and good night.

B2

14.06.2005 13:53:37
Good morning anda have a good one...

B

14.06.2005 13:54:53
Good morning.My day I am starting the same as yesterday. Like I said "Kada zora iz sna me probudi, ja ti ruke u mislima pruzam". How about you, hope you had a good night and an even better morning.

B

14.06.2005 14:04:08
I didn't write it down yesterday but the day before. Don't wanna bug you to much. Kind of the last thought before I enjoy my pillow at night and the first when I have to give it up in the morning.

B

14.06.2005 14:24:32
I am really positiv today, am I not? You seam to be an early bird this morning.Did you have your coffee too? If not wanna share a cup? I am just kidd'n.

B

14.06.2005 16:29:35
You were early, that is why you re rare now. Hope you don't have to much to do. Are you at work and they keep you bz? Talk to you soon??

B2

14.06.2005 17:30:50
Work, work and more work... Yes, early bird this morning. Had my coffee in the car, couple of cigarettes and traffic jam.

B

14.06.2005 17:53:21
Sorry about your workload. You had your coffee and smokes on the run? That's me every morning. I enjoy driving, a bit faster then the law allows. (Only if i am alone i the car). You should see my pile of speeding tickets. They cost me more, then my electric and gas bills. What kind of a driver are you? Wanna tell me?

B2

14.06.2005 20:03:21
Speeding only every time, but I'we been lucky, no tickets for speeding, different things yes.

B

14.06.2005 20:19:11
I just would like that the tickets would be tax deductibale. It wouldn't be so hard to have to pay for them. I am only on speeding for now. 4th of Juny is coming, do you have a big firework comming up?

B

14.06.2005 20:20:58
Sorry for the tipo. I was trying to say July 4th.

B2

14.06.2005 20:21:57
4th of July... Yeah, we always do soemething, and you and the bugs? I am sure they enjoy fireworks.

B2

14.06.2005 20:25:03
I got that.

B2

14.06.2005 20:35:21
First break since early this morning, I am getting all tired and bored by all this stuff... After that many years, you learn everything and there is no new things coming out, and the ones that are new, are easy and simple. How isa your day going?

B

14.06.2005 20:55:21
A lot of parents coming in and out today. No lunch as usual. I did take the time to e-mail you. The bugs are getting ready for nap-time. the preschoolers are going to have a fieldtrip Friday, and I still have to work on that. My bugs are a bit scared of the loud fireworks. Are you going to see the firework this year at home?

B2

14.06.2005 21:06:55
Down town has better view.
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