Karta


Dodje seljak iz Gornje Sabante na autobusku stanicu i kaze:
- "Dajte mi jednu kartu do Japana!"
Sluzbenica mu zacudjeno rece da mora da ode u Kragujevac pa da pita tamo! Ode on u Kragujevac i pita za kartu do Japana,a ovi ga poslase u Beograd da pokusa tamo! Dodje on na surcinski aerodrom i pita za kartu do Japana, a sluzbenica mu rece da oni nemaju direktan avion za Japan, ali da uskoro ima jedan za Sofiju pa moze proba tamo. Ode on do Sofije i pita jel moze da dobije jednu kartu do Japana, a ovi mu rekose da nemaju, ali da moze da ode do Moskve i da odatle ima direktan let. Otputuje on do Moskve pita za kartu do Japana i ovi mu rekose da ima jedno mesto sledeceg dana.
Saceka on jedan dan, ukrca se u avion i otputuje za Japan. Posle nekoliko dana boravka u Japanu dosadi njemu i odluci on da se vrati kuci. Ode na aerodrom u Tokiju i pita:
- "Molim vas, mogu li dobiti jednu kartu do Sabante?"
A sluzbenica na salteru ce ljubazno:
- "ZA KOJU, GORNJU ILI DONJU?"

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Komentari:

B

13.06.2005 17:19:46
I left home for the weekend, to have the time, to clear my head and sort my feelings.

B

13.06.2005 17:21:15
What did you do the past few days?

B2

13.06.2005 17:24:21
One birthday party, three games, pool swimming and carried a bags wile she was shopping.

B

13.06.2005 17:27:37
Wow, that sounds fun and a lot to. Kids birthday or else? Just as a joke. Did you swimm the fludded streets. You do know they do have the carts for shopping, why carry? haha

B

13.06.2005 17:28:29
Sorry i have to go

B2

13.06.2005 17:31:01
It was kid's birthday. Bags at the mall, few miscellaneous things that miss forgot before our vacation.

B

13.06.2005 18:00:27
Vacation, how long are you going to be gone. I just want to prepare myself, for the time without you.

B

13.06.2005 18:01:44
Your bugs birthdays?????

B2

13.06.2005 18:06:08
Let's not talk about me.

B

13.06.2005 18:46:39
Why, I would love to know a bit more. You told me, to get real and that I don't know anything about you. Don't you wanna share some simple things with me? It wouldn't hurt you. On my side it would help a lot to calm down. Pleaseee, how about the vacation. I am not asking to go with you, only to know when you are going to be gone.

B2

13.06.2005 19:07:48
Leaving in couple of days, will have LT with.

B

13.06.2005 19:13:30
See, it didn't hurt, did it? Thanks so much. That means for me, you'll be on a lot less but still checking your mail and the ticket right?

B2

13.06.2005 19:31:25
I'll do my best.

B

13.06.2005 19:42:43
Hope so that you will. Now by the way could you tell me a bit more what you best means to me. Are you saying you are going to try to do it every day, once a week or when ever. if i would know I wouldn't check the site a 1000 times a day.

B2

13.06.2005 19:44:22
Once a day for mail, that is for sure.

B

13.06.2005 19:47:06
Nice, thanks. Would you mind if I wrote you once or twice a day?

B

13.06.2005 19:50:42
I wouldn't send you my favorite songs, like I just did a few minutes ago. Sorry i didn't ask you about it first. You can just delete it.

B2

13.06.2005 19:56:42
You can send anything you want, and you don't have to ask for permission first.

Jasna

13.06.2005 20:02:55
Anything??????? You sure about that??????? My web-cam is at home. Don't give me any ideas..

B2

13.06.2005 20:11:40
Ideas, to you? You don't need any ideas from me:)
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