U skoli


Uciteljica ispituje decu u skoli u zadnjoj godini sta ce ko da radi posle skole.
- "Ja bi da studiram za plota", kaze jedan.
- "Ja bi da studiram medecinu", kaze drugi i tako se svi izredjaju i dodje red na Maricu:
- "Ja bi ostala kuci i zelim da budem mama."
- "A ti Ivice sto bi ti radio?"
Ivica kao zapeta puska:
- "Uciteljice i ja bi ostao kod kuce da pomognem Marici da postane mama."

Ivan
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